jesse andrews is napping furtively

Hi. My name is Jesse Andrews. I am the author of Me and Earl and the Dying Girl. I am also a dog who can type. Specifically, a corgi. I am a corgi who can type intelligible prose. It's sort of incredible that this isn't a bigger story, but whatever. I can do without the publicity. Anyway, I encourage you to read my book. If I was going to be obnoxious and in-your-face about the I-am-a-dog thing, this is where I would make some kind of labored dog-related pun, like, "It's a RUFF read!" But that's some played-out human garbage, and I am not going to go there. Also, that pun doesn't even make sense.
♥☠ Tuesday, July 10 ☠♥
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scenes from a rented rv, pt i

bryan: yeah, nate. that’s right. we went there.

nate: oh man.

brombauer: NATE WE RENTED THE MOST EXTREME POSSIBLE RV FOR YOUR BACHELOR PARTY

nate, giggling incredulously: oh man. oh man.

me: yeah! let’s call it “rv keitel.”

brombauer: IT’S GOT A TOILET AND EVERYTHING

bryan: yeah, about the toilet: everyone, listen up. i think we should consider the toilet off-limits. i’ve been reading about it in the manual, and the stuff you have to do, it just doesn’t seem worth it.

mores: yup.

stan: yuh-huh.

justin: sounds good.

brombauer: YEAH ALSO IT DOESN’T FLUSH

brombauer: WISH I HAD KNOWN THAT TEN MINUTES AGO

bryan: oh for the love.

brombauer: IT IS A BAD SCENE IN THERE

bryan: brombauer, this is deeply distressing news.

brombauer: HA HA HA PUNKED

brombauer: NO BUT SERIOUSLY I DO HAVE TO USE IT IN A LITTLE BIT

me: “rv keitel.” going once. going twice.

an embarrassed silence.

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