bryan: yeah, nate. that’s right. we went there.
nate: oh man.
brombauer: NATE WE RENTED THE MOST EXTREME POSSIBLE RV FOR YOUR BACHELOR PARTY
nate, giggling incredulously: oh man. oh man.
me: yeah! let’s call it “rv keitel.”
brombauer: IT’S GOT A TOILET AND EVERYTHING
bryan: yeah, about the toilet: everyone, listen up. i think we should consider the toilet off-limits. i’ve been reading about it in the manual, and the stuff you have to do, it just doesn’t seem worth it.
justin: sounds good.
brombauer: YEAH ALSO IT DOESN’T FLUSH
brombauer: WISH I HAD KNOWN THAT TEN MINUTES AGO
bryan: oh for the love.
brombauer: IT IS A BAD SCENE IN THERE
bryan: brombauer, this is deeply distressing news.
brombauer: HA HA HA PUNKED
brombauer: NO BUT SERIOUSLY I DO HAVE TO USE IT IN A LITTLE BIT
me: “rv keitel.” going once. going twice.
an embarrassed silence.
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