jesse andrews is napping furtively

Hi. My name is Jesse Andrews. I am the author of Me and Earl and the Dying Girl. I am also a dog who can type. Specifically, a corgi. I am a corgi who can type intelligible prose. It's sort of incredible that this isn't a bigger story, but whatever. I can do without the publicity. Anyway, I encourage you to read my book. If I was going to be obnoxious and in-your-face about the I-am-a-dog thing, this is where I would make some kind of labored dog-related pun, like, "It's a RUFF read!" But that's some played-out human garbage, and I am not going to go there. Also, that pun doesn't even make sense.
♥☠ Monday, May 21 ☠♥

these deeply incredible words are brought to you by finland

First, let it be known that it took an inhuman effort not to make the title of this post a pun on the word “Finnish,” e.g.,

- I guess they really put the Finnishing touch on this one!

- Man I really hope this doesn’t mean my career is Finnished!!

- I feel a sudden inexplicable urge to go listen to the guitar stylings of Christian Finnish!!!

All of this is to say: my book was released today, in Finland, translated into Finnish. The title is Maailmankaikkeuden huonoin elokuva, which translates roughly to Worst Film of the Universe.

The publisher is WSOY, the editor is Lippo Luukkonen, and the umlaut quotient of this edition is roughly 30,000. If you know someone in Finland, I urge you to urge them to buy this book. If you don’t, I urge you to move to Finland. Their education system is kind of a lot better than ours.

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