jesse andrews is napping furtively

Hi. My name is Jesse Andrews. I am the author of Me and Earl and the Dying Girl. I am also a dog who can type. Specifically, a corgi. I am a corgi who can type intelligible prose. It's sort of incredible that this isn't a bigger story, but whatever. I can do without the publicity. Anyway, I encourage you to read my book. If I was going to be obnoxious and in-your-face about the I-am-a-dog thing, this is where I would make some kind of labored dog-related pun, like, "It's a RUFF read!" But that's some played-out human garbage, and I am not going to go there. Also, that pun doesn't even make sense.
♥☠ Tuesday, May 29 ☠♥
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cambridge public library, teen room, 4pm

today:

4pm: reading/q&a/signing at the cambridge public library!

10pm: gummy-candy-eating/Sherlock-watching/sleeping in my room!

you are only invited to one of these.

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♥☠ Friday, May 25 ☠♥
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Reading at Cambridge Public Library, Tuesday, 5/29, 4pm

What up people. This Tuesday I’m doing an event at the Cambridge Public Library on 449 Broadway at 4pm. Please come! I will read a chapter selected at random in the voice of Sam Elliott. Then I intend to continue talking in my Sam Elliott voice for the next several days. So this is really just kind of a general heads up.

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