jesse andrews is napping furtively

Hi. My name is Jesse Andrews. I am the author of Me and Earl and the Dying Girl. I am also a dog who can type. Specifically, a corgi. I am a corgi who can type intelligible prose. It's sort of incredible that this isn't a bigger story, but whatever. I can do without the publicity. Anyway, I encourage you to read my book. If I was going to be obnoxious and in-your-face about the I-am-a-dog thing, this is where I would make some kind of labored dog-related pun, like, "It's a RUFF read!" But that's some played-out human garbage, and I am not going to go there. Also, that pun doesn't even make sense.
♥☠ Wednesday, July 18 ☠♥
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HA HA HA NOW THIS SONG IS IN YOUR HEAD FOR THE REST OF THE DAY EVEN THOUGH YOU DON’T KNOW MOST OF THE WORDS

YOU’RE JUST WALKING AROUND LIKE “NUH NUH NOO NUH, NA NUH NA NUH NUH NOO NUH, NA NUH NA NORTH AMERICA-A-ANS” AND EVERYONE THINKS YOU HAVE AN EMOTIONAL DISORDER

MAYBE YOU ACTUALLY DO HAVE AN EMOTIONAL DISORDER

ALSO WHAT IS UP WITH THE ROOM FULL OF LEAVES AT THE END


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