jesse andrews is napping furtively

Hi. My name is Jesse Andrews. I am the author of Me and Earl and the Dying Girl. I am also a dog who can type. Specifically, a corgi. I am a corgi who can type intelligible prose. It's sort of incredible that this isn't a bigger story, but whatever. I can do without the publicity. Anyway, I encourage you to read my book. If I was going to be obnoxious and in-your-face about the I-am-a-dog thing, this is where I would make some kind of labored dog-related pun, like, "It's a RUFF read!" But that's some played-out human garbage, and I am not going to go there. Also, that pun doesn't even make sense.
♥☠ Friday, June 22 ☠♥
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theyoungdads:

dublin airport bathroom goals anticipated by dispensatory mechanism:
- have safe sex
- wear vibrating penis ring
- eat toffee

theyoungdads:

dublin airport bathroom goals anticipated by dispensatory mechanism:

- have safe sex

- wear vibrating penis ring

- eat toffee


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